Sunday, February 7, 2010

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Another mission accomplished at12:56 AM

Saturday, January 2, 2010

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY XINYUAN!
(don't know why the blog says it's 2nd jan when it's actually 3rd.)

Another mission accomplished at6:46 PM

Thursday, November 19, 2009

|The 311'09 Chronicles|

The eagerly-awaited 311 quotes are finally here :D
Read on to relive a whole year of laughter, weirdness and EPIC-city.

after bio lesson, there is a drawing of a stoma by mrs prama. on the whiteboard
Denise: -points at board- OMG! who drew an anus!

somewhere in the middle of SS...
mr l: I know I'm male. Biologically I am, mentally I'm not sure.

sometime random..
Crystal: So does that mean if you're dumb, you can't be different?

somewhere in the middle of english...
Ariel: ...and afterwards we have MATH.
mrs yap: my condolences.

when trying to decide on a class theme...
Denise: suggestions for class theme?!! (getting exasperated)
Anni: electromagnetic radiation.

somewhere in the middle of english (again)
mrs yap: so what do you think their average age is!
jaime: 60s! 60s! 60s!
mrs yap: who says 60s?
jaime: -remains silent-

somewhere at the end of english...
mrs yap: rachel, you started the lesson with a random thingy, ... and.. and you're ending it with a random thingy.. I just DON'T GET IT.

in OBS...
xinyuan: denise get your hands and legs off leevoon!!!
denise: *whimpers* she resembles a bolster at night!

sometime during math pt...
hannah: eh the highest number here is the total!
-oops.-

sometime random...
leevoon: -holds anni's mini-dater- anni, can I date you?
-oops.-

sometime during math...
crystal: you didn't do qn 7 of assignment 3!!
leevoon: HOW YOU KNOW o___O
crystal: -sheepishly- uh... i wanted to copy from you...

sometime random, again.
denise: life is like electrons. extend your electrons! go form covalent bonds!

during ss...
denise: singapore has an efficient education system.
hannah: -at the other side of the classroom- efficient SEWAGE SYSTEM??!

during math, again again.
mr yang: study=no fail ---eqn 1
no study= fail ---eqn 2
eqn 1 + eqn 2, study~~(no+1)~~=fail~~(no+1)~~
hence, study=fail (?!?!!)

sometime random, again
denise: if you have big boobs be proud of them! if you have small ones, don't make mountains out of molehills.

DURING MATH.....
shawna: wait. why is the answer on the board so funny??
mr yang: -peers at board- OH YEAH. sorry i wrote the wrong one.
shawna: HELLOOOOO?? MR YANG???? HELLOOO??!!
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mr yang: okay class, what's an equation? class you know what an algebraic identity is right?
hannah: -raises hand- sorry mr yang, i don't, what's an algebraic identity?
mr yang: oh yes sorry, i forgot you were sleeping the last lesson.
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xinyuan: that time, i gave up my seat to a suspiciously rotund lady. then she glared at me and muttered "i'm NOT pregnant."
mr yang: so next time, when you see old or fat people, if you're not sure, then just close your eyes and sleep. then you won't get confused.
jaime: that's why, we hav inconsiderate people like YOU!
mr yang: it's fine, i'm cool with that >D
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mr yang: but if you're sleeping, then you're not pretending so you can't open your eyes and see what.
hannah: so you're telling us that during math class we shouldn't pretend to sleep, we should actually sleep.
mr yang: but i see you're already doing that.
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denise: so next time, when we see you on the MRT, we'll give up our seat to you. then we'll go, "oh i'm sorry mr yang, i thought you were PREGNANT."
mr yang: -HUGE GRIN-
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hannah: 311, i know it sounds strange coming from me, but can we please get on with the math lesson?
311: -COLLECTIVE GASP-
mr yang: yeah, it's because math is the only lesson she can sleep in.

sometime random again again again..
crystal: no one can beat me in OCDness! i have just finished arranging my worksheets in ASCENDING NUMERICAL ORDER!

during chinese...
lilaoshi: 什么东西生奶？
sarah: 牛.
leevoon: 黎老师。
lilaoshi: -GLARES-
sarah:羊老师。
lilaoshi: -STARES-

during math, talking about remainder and factor theorem...
mr yang: now gurls, before you F something....

TOTAL MR LEE-ness:
1) "fair enough."
2) "have i told you this story? ... I DID! I DID!!!!! -bounces repeatedly-"

somewhere random in the middle of math (again)
xinyuan: TEEEHEEEEHEEEHEEEE

during CLE...
mr yang: so the moral of the story is, do your other work during math.
mr lee: -slowly turns head, GASP-

sometime during english again..
mrs yap: the J1 batch this year gave me very weird names for my 1st son. like... giddy yap, hurry yap.... o___O

during math, AGAIN.
mr yang: 知之者，不如好之者，好之者, 不如乐之者。now, imagine 之 is MATH.

TOTAL LILAOSHI-ness:
"小朋友．．．．．．"

some chinese lesson...
lilaoshi: 你们没有糖吃就会哭，没有功课就 ^.^ 最好没有 -.-

during math, againnnnn
mr yang: see i have such a high expectation of you!
shawna: HAHAHAHAhaha.
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mr yang: so can you tell me the title of last week's newspaper?
xinyuan: -pleased- 联合早报。

chinese again...
lilaoshi: 不要选那些鸟不生蛋的地方跑步...
311: HAHAHA WHUTTTT

during ss again..
mr lee: -writes on board- homo....genius? (homogeneous...)

during career ed...
counsellor: if you're a doctor, you have to be in an environment that is not always happy, you have to see people suffering, watch people in anguish and stress.
hannah: that sounds like school.
311: -bursts into applause-
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counsellor: hang on, when i say 'love', it can also mean between classmates okay, don't you love each other? OKAY i don't mean in the lesbian way ah ah i know your monkey minds are moving very fast....
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counsellor: (to xinyuan) so you look like a ... milkstand?
others: HUH.
xinyuan: -facepalm- MIKEstand omg MIKEstand!!!!
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counsellor: so that guy can just down here "oh darling (croons) i'll get you something.. then over there " NIAO NIAO NIAO NIAO NIAO"

some bio lesson...
mrs prama: wah you mean aircon also got channel ah?

some day, before math...
victoria: mr yang i know how to write your chinese name!!! -writes on board- “羊开”
denise: mr yang, for be yourself day, you can dress up as a GOAT and say " when i was a KID..."

(later on, during math..)
mr yang: what do you do when you feel depressed? LOOK DOWN RIGHT? so the angle when you look down is angle of depression.
yvonne: wth? then the other one is angle of ecstasy lah!
mr yang: yeah thank you.
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mr yang: i seriously don't do any math outside of classroom.
311: -COLLECTIVE GASP-

math lesson on chinese valentine's day xD
mr yang: class, today i brought you some bananas. do you all like bananas?
311: o________O SERIOUSLY WHAAATTT?

during bio...
jody: mrs prama, how to tell the difference between male and female fish?
mrs prama: i'm not sure... i guess you wait and see if it lays eggs or splashes sperm around :/

during ss...again..
mr lee: i can't fit into my wife's clothes!
hannah: you mean you tried??
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mr lee: i've been emoing for the last 10 minutes.

chinese....
lilaoshi: 为什么答案是“晦暗”，不是“晦暗无比？”
xinyuan: 因为那个bracket 很小。
lilaoshi: -faints-
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lilaoshi: 青少年要养家吗?!?!
xinyuan: 有，有teenage sex.

during physics...
ms ning: -whips out a carrot- ladies, -clears throat- THIS IS A CARROT.

TYPICAL MS NING:
"ladies and no gentlemen..."

during math/cle when 311's watching the ris low video...
ris low: no, i'm not ready for a boyfriend yet.
mr yang: OHH. -teeny weeny bit of disappointment...-
311: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
mr yang: hey i was just making a comment right...?

when mrs prama is deciding whether or not to return us our bio pt...
jody+shawna: can you please just return it to us..!!!
mrs prama: .....
jody: mrs prama i like your belt.
shawna: i like your shirt too!
mrs prama: IS THIS SOME KIND OF A BRIBE OR WHAT.

during math, aaaagain..
mr yang: so, is degrees the only way to measure an angle? (eagerly anticipates someone to mention the radian)
hannah: no.
mr yang: -hopeful- so name me another way?
hannah: uh that... plastic thing... uh.... PROTRACTOR!
mr yang: -____-|| yes i know...

during CLE...
rachelT: well, boys are supposed to become smarter at a later age...
cheryl: but somehow they NEVER DO.
xinyuan: do they ever?
mr lee: I SHOULD JUST WALK OUT NOW RIGHT!
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FT: you know all of you in this class are all attractive young ladies!
311: -groans-
FT: AND, i can say that without being sexually aroused!
311: -howls-
yvonne: -SCREAMS FT'S NAME FOR 10 SECONDS-

during math when we're stressing about EYAs...
mr yang: don't complain, you know nygh they test all topics!
jody: that's why we didn't go nygh right!!
mr yang: -lost for words-
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mr yang: -draws a NEAR perfect circle on the board-
-STOPS TO ADMIRE IT.- oh it's not easy to draw such a nice circle right!
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mr yang: now girls let us look at this very big and nice circle :D -ego spilling out-
311: -GROANS-
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mr yang: -draws a not-so-straight line QB-
shawna: is QB supposed to be straight?
mr yang: uh yeah...didn't draw properly. WAIT actually it is straight, PARALLAX ERROR.
jody: that's not a viable error you know. -sarcasm spilling out-
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mr yang: do you know mrs hoo's car number?
vchiam: YEAH.
mr yang: -very interested- OH YOU DO? :D
crystal: mr yang, YOU'RE SO STALKER.
mr yang: -turning red- let's go back to circles~

in the bookshop..
yvonne: (referring to leevoon) isn't she cute??!!
aidi: -deadpan- VERY.
leevoon: -splutters-

after 30 min of physics in the library when ms ning isn't here...
yvonne: -puff and pant- WHERE'S THE RALA PEOPLE!
voon: o__O HUH!
aidi: it's physics, yvonne.
yvonne: WHERE'S THE RALA PEOPLE!
voon: YOU ASKING ME?!
aidi: it's physics!!!!
yvonne: O_________O -collapse-

during ss........
denise: guys are.. pretty screwed up in the head.
mr lee: ....Thank You.

during chinese..
lilaoshi: 。。。凡事诉诸武力。。。(fan shi su zhu wu li: everything resort to violence)
xinyuan+leevoon: HUH? 凡事是朱古力?? (fan shi shi zhu gu li: everything is chocolate)
vchiam: that'll be nice too :D
lilaoshi: -tries desperately NOT to collapse-

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That's all folks :D
look forward to more next year, and watch that open mouth of yours, something could fly in.

love, voon!

Another mission accomplished at4:09 PM

Monday, November 9, 2009

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Yikes.

Got to fix the blogskin.

Class Outing again anyone? :D :D :D :D :D

CY

Another mission accomplished at11:48 PM

Friday, November 6, 2009

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Hello 311 I just wanted to say (again) thank you for 2009, because without you guys my life this year would probably be mostly boring and absolutely unentertaining. And I think this place deserves a picture of us.

I think it'll appear tiny on the page but aiyah whatever haha.
I LOVE YOU GUYS <3>

voon!

Another mission accomplished at6:54 PM

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

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Today's Netcarn was rather..hmm. touching.

I wanted to type in " awesome" at first, but realised that-- awesome isnt a word to describe the spirits of our class after net carn. Let's face it. We lost every single game except for two ( which we drew 0-0 ), and we scored a total of 3 goals in 14 games. We were all feeling terrible. But...if you look beyond that, we deserved more than a score..remember? A score and more.

From Crystal's email : ( hope you dont mind :)

Personally, I think this was the best Netcarn I've ever been in. I mean, coming from classes I didn't really love in Sec 1 and Sec 2...whether or not my class won or lost it didn't really matter then, but today it did. That we all felt rather sad today is natural, because we all love 311 and want to see it do well.

But seriously? When we did that class put-hands-together thing after losing like 10 games in a row? I don't know about everyone else, but I felt like crying (with happiness!) because I thought that after losing so many games we'd start bickering and getting pissed off, but everyone just...banded together and tried harder. It was so touching D:

It doesn't matter if we win or lose the competition, because really, we gained a whole lot more today than we ever could have if we were a class full of athletic people. Many of us can't play for nuts and probably hate netball, but still joined the games today so that the regular players could take a break. If that's not called being bonded, I don't know what is.

I totally agree with her. I've always felt out of place in previous year's netball carnivals, no matter the position we got in the end. I think in sec one and two, the classes that I was in got..some top prize or the other.

The euphoria of being in a winning group can only last for so long-- because of the fact that you'll feel vaguely "out of what happened", vaguely..well..like a parasite.There is always a stratification in the class lineup--likewise, involvement and happiness stratifies itself in the lineup. Win, and the win goes around-- but barely enough is left for those on the sidelines.

I've spent two years on the sidelines drinking bubble tea. I never thought that'd I'd actually get a chance to play. Never.

This is the first year that I've gone all out and cheered my lungs out.This is the first year that I've been given the honor of playing for my class. This is also the first year that my class didnt receive any top prize, but this is the first year that I've felt truly ..involved, really , really, excited.

Previous years, I've always lingered in the walkways, game over, hey passing person what's the score? Oh, okay. Yay. I see ( but forgotten in five minutes) End of day, I wonder if our class won anything, by the way, how many games did we win again? Oh? I see. Yay.

I cannot express ( eloquently or expressively enough) the extremity of emotions that I went through today. But I just want to say this :

T-H-R-E,
E-L-E-V-N!

( It's a cheer ! )

I love you 311! <3

Denise.

Another mission accomplished at6:51 AM

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Ok, this may be slightly anti-climax because everyone is expecting a proper post. But I just thought that this song is quite applicable to everyone in our class :)

Superman

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
I'm just out to find
The better part of me

I'm more than a bird:I'm more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It's not easy to be me

Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I'll never see

It may sound absurd:but don't be naive
Even Heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed:but won't you conceed
Even Heroes have the right to dream
It's not easy to be me

Up, up and away:away from me
It's all right:You can all sleep sound tonight
I'm not crazy:or anything:

I can't stand to fly
I'm not that naive
Men weren't meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me

It's not easy to be me.

Another mission accomplished at6:14 AM