The eagerly-awaited 311 quotes are finally here :D Read on to relive a whole year of laughter, weirdness and EPIC-city.
after bio lesson, there is a drawing of a stoma by mrs prama. on the whiteboard Denise: -points at board- OMG! who drew an anus!
somewhere in the middle of SS... mr l: I know I'm male. Biologically I am, mentally I'm not sure.
sometime random.. Crystal: So does that mean if you're dumb, you can't be different?
somewhere in the middle of english... Ariel: ...and afterwards we have MATH. mrs yap: my condolences.
when trying to decide on a class theme... Denise: suggestions for class theme?!! (getting exasperated) Anni: electromagnetic radiation. somewhere in the middle of english (again) mrs yap: so what do you think their average age is! jaime: 60s! 60s! 60s! mrs yap: who says 60s? jaime: -remains silent- somewhere at the end of english... mrs yap: rachel, you started the lesson with a random thingy, ... and.. and you're ending it with a random thingy.. I just DON'T GET IT. in OBS... xinyuan: denise get your hands and legs off leevoon!!! denise: *whimpers* she resembles a bolster at night!
sometime during math pt... hannah: eh the highest number here is the total! -oops.- sometime random... leevoon: -holds anni's mini-dater- anni, can I date you? -oops.-
sometime during math... crystal: you didn't do qn 7 of assignment 3!! leevoon: HOW YOU KNOW o___O crystal: -sheepishly- uh... i wanted to copy from you... sometime random, again. denise: life is like electrons. extend your electrons! go form covalent bonds!
during ss... denise: singapore has an efficient education system. hannah: -at the other side of the classroom- efficient SEWAGE SYSTEM??!
during math, again again. mr yang: study=no fail ---eqn 1 no study= fail ---eqn 2 eqn 1 + eqn 2, study(no+1)=fail(no+1) hence, study=fail (?!?!!)
sometime random, again denise: if you have big boobs be proud of them! if you have small ones, don't make mountains out of molehills. DURING MATH..... shawna: wait. why is the answer on the board so funny?? mr yang: -peers at board- OH YEAH. sorry i wrote the wrong one. shawna: HELLOOOOO?? MR YANG???? HELLOOO??!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- mr yang: okay class, what's an equation? class you know what an algebraic identity is right? hannah: -raises hand- sorry mr yang, i don't, what's an algebraic identity? mr yang: oh yes sorry, i forgot you were sleeping the last lesson. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ xinyuan: that time, i gave up my seat to a suspiciously rotund lady. then she glared at me and muttered "i'm NOT pregnant." mr yang: so next time, when you see old or fat people, if you're not sure, then just close your eyes and sleep. then you won't get confused. jaime: that's why, we hav inconsiderate people like YOU! mr yang: it's fine, i'm cool with that >D -------------------------------------------------------------------------- mr yang: but if you're sleeping, then you're not pretending so you can't open your eyes and see what. hannah: so you're telling us that during math class we shouldn't pretend to sleep, we should actually sleep. mr yang: but i see you're already doing that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- denise: so next time, when we see you on the MRT, we'll give up our seat to you. then we'll go, "oh i'm sorry mr yang, i thought you were PREGNANT." mr yang: -HUGE GRIN- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- hannah: 311, i know it sounds strange coming from me, but can we please get on with the math lesson? 311: -COLLECTIVE GASP- mr yang: yeah, it's because math is the only lesson she can sleep in.
sometime random again again again.. crystal: no one can beat me in OCDness! i have just finished arranging my worksheets in ASCENDING NUMERICAL ORDER!
during math, talking about remainder and factor theorem... mr yang: now gurls, before you F something.... TOTAL MR LEE-ness: 1) "fair enough." 2) "have i told you this story? ... I DID! I DID!!!!! -bounces repeatedly-"
somewhere random in the middle of math (again) xinyuan: TEEEHEEEEHEEEHEEEE
during CLE... mr yang: so the moral of the story is, do your other work during math. mr lee: -slowly turns head, GASP-
sometime during english again.. mrs yap: the J1 batch this year gave me very weird names for my 1st son. like... giddy yap, hurry yap.... o___O
during math, AGAIN. mr yang: 知之者，不如好之者，好之者, 不如乐之者。now, imagine 之 is MATH.
TOTAL LILAOSHI-ness: "小朋友．．．．．．"
some chinese lesson... lilaoshi: 你们没有糖吃就会哭，没有功课就 ^.^ 最好没有 -.-
during math, againnnnn mr yang: see i have such a high expectation of you! shawna: HAHAHAHAhaha. ------------------------------------------------------------ mr yang: so can you tell me the title of last week's newspaper? xinyuan: -pleased- 联合早报。
chinese again... lilaoshi: 不要选那些鸟不生蛋的地方跑步... 311: HAHAHA WHUTTTT
during ss again.. mr lee: -writes on board- homo....genius? (homogeneous...)
during career ed... counsellor: if you're a doctor, you have to be in an environment that is not always happy, you have to see people suffering, watch people in anguish and stress. hannah: that sounds like school. 311: -bursts into applause- -------------------------------------------------------------------------- counsellor: hang on, when i say 'love', it can also mean between classmates okay, don't you love each other? OKAY i don't mean in the lesbian way ah ah i know your monkey minds are moving very fast.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- counsellor: (to xinyuan) so you look like a ... milkstand? others: HUH. xinyuan: -facepalm- MIKEstand omg MIKEstand!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- counsellor: so that guy can just down here "oh darling (croons) i'll get you something.. then over there " NIAO NIAO NIAO NIAO NIAO"
some bio lesson... mrs prama: wah you mean aircon also got channel ah?
some day, before math... victoria: mr yang i know how to write your chinese name!!! -writes on board- “羊开” denise: mr yang, for be yourself day, you can dress up as a GOAT and say " when i was a KID..."
(later on, during math..) mr yang: what do you do when you feel depressed? LOOK DOWN RIGHT? so the angle when you look down is angle of depression. yvonne: wth? then the other one is angle of ecstasy lah! mr yang: yeah thank you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- mr yang: i seriously don't do any math outside of classroom. 311: -COLLECTIVE GASP-
math lesson on chinese valentine's day xD mr yang: class, today i brought you some bananas. do you all like bananas? 311: o________O SERIOUSLY WHAAATTT?
during bio... jody: mrs prama, how to tell the difference between male and female fish? mrs prama: i'm not sure... i guess you wait and see if it lays eggs or splashes sperm around :/
during ss...again.. mr lee: i can't fit into my wife's clothes! hannah: you mean you tried?? ------------------------------------------------------- mr lee: i've been emoing for the last 10 minutes.
during physics... ms ning: -whips out a carrot- ladies, -clears throat- THIS IS A CARROT.
TYPICAL MS NING: "ladies and no gentlemen..."
during math/cle when 311's watching the ris low video... ris low: no, i'm not ready for a boyfriend yet. mr yang: OHH. -teeny weeny bit of disappointment...- 311: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... mr yang: hey i was just making a comment right...?
when mrs prama is deciding whether or not to return us our bio pt... jody+shawna: can you please just return it to us..!!! mrs prama: ..... jody: mrs prama i like your belt. shawna: i like your shirt too! mrs prama: IS THIS SOME KIND OF A BRIBE OR WHAT.
during math, aaaagain.. mr yang: so, is degrees the only way to measure an angle? (eagerly anticipates someone to mention the radian) hannah: no. mr yang: -hopeful- so name me another way? hannah: uh that... plastic thing... uh.... PROTRACTOR! mr yang: -____-|| yes i know...
during CLE... rachelT: well, boys are supposed to become smarter at a later age... cheryl: but somehow they NEVER DO. xinyuan: do they ever? mr lee: I SHOULD JUST WALK OUT NOW RIGHT! ----------------------------------------------------------------- FT: you know all of you in this class are all attractive young ladies! 311: -groans- FT: AND, i can say that without being sexually aroused! 311: -howls- yvonne: -SCREAMS FT'S NAME FOR 10 SECONDS-
during math when we're stressing about EYAs... mr yang: don't complain, you know nygh they test all topics! jody: that's why we didn't go nygh right!! mr yang: -lost for words- ------------------------------------------------------------------- mr yang: -draws a NEAR perfect circle on the board- -STOPS TO ADMIRE IT.- oh it's not easy to draw such a nice circle right! -------------------------------------------------------------------- mr yang: now girls let us look at this very big and nice circle :D -ego spilling out- 311: -GROANS- ------------------------------------------------------------------- mr yang: -draws a not-so-straight line QB- shawna: is QB supposed to be straight? mr yang: uh yeah...didn't draw properly. WAIT actually it is straight, PARALLAX ERROR. jody: that's not a viable error you know. -sarcasm spilling out- ------------------------------------------------------------------- mr yang: do you know mrs hoo's car number? vchiam: YEAH. mr yang: -very interested- OH YOU DO? :D crystal: mr yang, YOU'RE SO STALKER. mr yang: -turning red- let's go back to circles~
in the bookshop.. yvonne: (referring to leevoon) isn't she cute??!! aidi: -deadpan- VERY. leevoon: -splutters-
after 30 min of physics in the library when ms ning isn't here... yvonne: -puff and pant- WHERE'S THE RALA PEOPLE! voon: o__O HUH! aidi: it's physics, yvonne. yvonne: WHERE'S THE RALA PEOPLE! voon: YOU ASKING ME?! aidi: it's physics!!!! yvonne: O_________O -collapse-
during ss........ denise: guys are.. pretty screwed up in the head. mr lee: ....Thank You.
during chinese.. lilaoshi: 。。。凡事诉诸武力。。。(fan shi su zhu wu li: everything resort to violence) xinyuan+leevoon: HUH? 凡事是朱古力?? (fan shi shi zhu gu li: everything is chocolate) vchiam: that'll be nice too :D lilaoshi: -tries desperately NOT to collapse-
===================================================== That's all folks :D look forward to more next year, and watch that open mouth of yours, something could fly in.
love, voon!
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